ayyeee.

I don't know what race I am.

ayyeee.
"The honeymoon phase never has to end."
Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)
thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
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It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet
"A part of me wants you
in the most innocent way possible:
taking off your shoes in my bedroom,
climbing under the sheets and watching
whatever’s in my Netflix queue,
barely even touching
as we talk about our days until we
fall asleep with our
clothes still on.

But another, hungrier part of me
wants you unbuttoning your shirt
before you’re completely through my door,
falling onto my bed, and
scrambling to make your fingers
unbutton my shirt faster
Your mouth shaking out
my name the entire time."
(via fuglyhottie)
these-times-shall-pass:

want more quotes?
"As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich."
Louis C.K. (via vintagedisguise)
"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."
(via deadlyvibes)
"Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever."

(via unenergetic)

I actually love this
It’s so comforting

(via u-nprecedented)

"I just want kids to remember its all about human reaction. The only thing that’s ever gonna happen is human reaction"
Matty Healy (via hushhushworld)